Monday, August 8, 2011

Eviction Notice

Dear Belle,

After last night's late night jazzercise session you have found yourself with a written warning added to the many verbal warnings and will be evicted immediately. Not to mention a breech in contract including: damage to property interior and exterior, leaking downstairs as well as upstairs, non-approved dimensions of frontierior addition, failure to respond to notices, refusal to unlock the front door and abuse to landlord. A meeting discussing your eviction will be held at 2pm with Dr J, myself and your father. We believe it is time to enter the real world. Take your headphones off and put down the cell phone. This is serious.

Pack your bags until further notice.

Sincerely,
Your loving parents

1 comment:

  1. Dear Baby Belle,
    If mom and dad are going to kick you out you can always come to Nanas house. I love you and i haven't even met you yet!!!
    Love,
    Nana

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